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User:azuraskyee (1177290)
But the same rule always applies...
smile pretty, and watch your back.
Name:Kracke
Location:Charleston, South Carolina, United States
Birthdate:1985-03-03
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Bio:And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
-Brick Top/SNATCH
Interests:142: a streetcar named desire, acting, age of reason, ak 1200, amadeus, american beauty, androgyny, angels in america, ani difranco, art, author miller, bach, balthus, being, big tvs, birls, bois, books, bound, boys don't cry, broadway, buffy the vampire slayer, but i’m a cheerleader, club pantheon, college of charleston, common sense, creativity, cuddling, dali, dancing, daydreaming, decorating, diesel boy, dj mike b, downtown charleston, drag kings, drag queens, drag shows, drawing, dreaming, drum and bass, emily dickinson, english, fantasy worlds, fiction, fight club, film, food, gay marriage, georgia o'keefe, gia, girls, guitars, guy ritchie films, hoodies, idina menzel, improv, intelligence, intensity, irony, jackie brown, john singer sargent, kurt vonnegut, laughing, law and order: svu, lesbians, literature, loud speakers, love, making out, malibu pineapples, martin luther king jr, music, myself, new york city, nighttime, open minds, orchestras, pablo picasso, parties, patricks in west ashley, peace, performing, personification, philosophy, photography, pimped out rides, poetry, portishead, pretense, pulp fiction, punk, queer as folk us, queers, quentin tarantino films, radiohead, rainy days, raisin chaos, rants, reading, rent, resident evil, rocky horror picture show, role-playing, sarcasm, sex, sexuality, sharpies, shaw shank redemption, sidney sheldon, singing, slam poetry, slc punk, sleeping, sluts with ambition, snatch, sneaker pimps, spooning, stephen chbosky, storytelling, tchaikovsky, tennessee williams, the dandy warhols, the fitness, the hives, the l word, the organ, the stage, theatre, thinking, thomas paine, tom boys, tony kushner, tracy chapman, van gogh, vanilla sky, video games, walt whitman, whitestripes, women, words, writing
Schools:College of Charleston - Charleston, SC (2003 - present)
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